Skirt Lengths, Snowstorms, and Other Rules of Engagement

And to all the women out there, please note this commandment contained in the holy gospel according to W-L administration.

Skirts should be no more than four inches above the kneee [sic] unless opaque panty-hose are worn, in which case, six inches above the knee seems modest enough. Since students are seated much of the time during the school day, all clothing should adapt to comfortable and modest sitting.